FPL Notebook | Transferspotting

The Choose FPL monologue on an A5 notebook. Plan your transfers, track your squad, document the suffering every FPL manager feels.

Monologue:

"Choose a squad. Choose a captain. Choose a vice-captain. Choose a team name. Choose a mini-league. Choose goals, assists, clean sheets and bonus points. Choose good fixtures, low ownership and high ceilings. Choose a chip strategy. Choose when to wildcard. Choose who to triple captain and when to free hit. Choose scoring five extra points on a bench boost. Choose a -8 to triple up on Leeds players for their double gameweek. Choose drunken Friday night transfers, wondering what the fuck you did to your team on a Saturday morning. Choose sitting on the couch watching minute-by-minute, spirit crushing, nerve-racking score updates, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose yelling at the screen atter a ninety-seventh minute clean sheet wipeout. Nothing more than an emotional rollercoaster to the whimsical, fucked up unpredictability of FPL you dedicate your weekends to. Choose a weekend off. Choose something else. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose a weekend off. I chose the agony of an inevitable red arrow. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got this beautiful game. Choose FPL."

Product Details:

• Gloss laminated 280 gsm paper covers and 90gsm lined paper pages
• A5 (5.9" x 8.3" / 14.7 x 21.1 cm)
• 150 pages (75 sheets)
• Black wire-o binding