Make My FPL Team Great Again

Folks, people ask me, they say “how’s the team doing, how’s the rank,” and look, rank is fake news, okay, rank doesn’t tell the story. We’re at 4 million. Four million! And that’s fine, that’s totally fine, because you know what nobody’s talking about? Team value. Through the roof, folks. Through the roof.

Started at 100. Started at 100 like everybody, like the losers, like the guys at 50,000 overall rank who don’t know what they’re doing, and we’re at 103.2 now. 103.2! Nobody builds value like that. Nobody.

And the bank, look at the bank, folks, look at it, 0.3 in the bank, tight ship, tremendous management, I run this team like a business, like a great business, the greatest business, and some people, some very smart people, they said “sir, your rank is terrible”, and I said no, no, you’re not looking at the right numbers. Look at the assets. Look at the value. That’s the metric. That’s the win. Rank is fake news.