Pulp Fixtures

Ezegoal 25:17. "The path of the righteous FPL manager is beset on all sides by the iniquities of punts and the agony of bad luck. Blessed is he who, in the name of the eye-test and analytics, shepherds the weak through the valley of blank gameweeks, for he is truly his league's leader, and the finder of the best differentials. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my rank. And you will know my name is Gaffer when I lay my captain’s armband upon thee."