FPL Mug | Transferspotting

Inject some cult cinema into your Fantasy Football obsession with the Choose FPL Transferspotting Monologue Mug, a wild tribute to Trainspotting’s legendary opening speech, reimagined for the tortured FPL manager.

Monologue:
“Choose FPL. Choose a squad. Choose a captain. Choose a vice-captain. Choose a funny team name. Choose a mini-league. Choose goals, assists, clean sheets and bonus points. Choose good fixtures, low ownership and high ceilings. Choose a chip strategy. Choose when to wildcard. Choose who to triple captain and when to free hit. Choose scoring five extra points on a bench boost. Choose a minus twelve to triple up on Wolves players for their upcoming double Gameweek. Choose drunken Friday night transfers and wondering what the fuck you did to your team on a Saturday morning. Choose sitting on the couch watching minute-by-minute, spirit crushing, nerve-racking score updates, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose yelling at the screen after a ninety-seventh minute clean sheet wipeout. Nothing more than an emotional rollercoaster to the whimsical, fucked up unpredictability of FPL you dedicate your weekends to. Choose a weekend off. Choose something else. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose a weekend off. I chose the agony of an inevitable red arrow. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got this beautiful game. Choose FPL.”

Product Details:
• Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish
• Sizes: 11 oz & 15 oz
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• C-shaped easy-grip handle
• Lead and BPA-free