FPL Mug - Transferspotting Monologue | Fantasy Premier League Gifts & Prizes

Choose FPL

Inject some cult cinema into your Fantasy Football obsession with the Choose FPL Transferspotting Monologue Mug, a wild tribute to Trainspotting’s legendary opening speech, reimagined for the tortured FPL manager.

Featuring a full parody monologue that captures every rage transfer, chip regret, and bench boost meltdown, this mug is the perfect companion for deadline day brews and green arrow dreams.

Whether you're laughing, crying, or wondering why you captained a defender again... Choose FPL.

Monologue:
“Choose FPL. Choose a squad. Choose a captain. Choose a vice-captain. Choose a funny team name. Choose a mini-league. Choose goals, assists, clean sheets and bonus points. Choose good fixtures, low ownership and high ceilings. Choose a chip strategy. Choose when to wildcard. Choose who to triple captain and when to free hit. Choose scoring five extra points on a bench boost. Choose a minus twelve to triple up on Wolves players for their upcoming double Gameweek. Choose drunken Friday night transfers and wondering what the fuck you did to your team on a Saturday morning. Choose sitting on the couch watching minute-by-minute, spirit crushing, nerve-racking score updates, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose yelling at the screen after a ninety-seventh minute clean sheet wipeout. Nothing more than an emotional rollercoaster to the whimsical, fucked up unpredictability of FPL you dedicate your weekends to. Choose a weekend off. Choose something else. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose a weekend off. I chose the agony of an inevitable red arrow. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got this beautiful game. Choose FPL.”

Product Details:
• Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish
• Sizes: 11 oz & 15 oz
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• C-shaped easy-grip handle
• Lead and BPA-free