FPL Mug - Pulp Fixtures | Fantasy Premier League Gifts & Prizes

Say FPL again

Channel your inner Jules Winnfield and conquer your mini-league with the Pulp Fixtures mug; a bold, hilarious FPL twist on the legendary Pulp Fiction monologue. With a manager’s gospel echoing Ezekiel 25:17, it’s made for those who take their differentials seriously and their transfers personally. Tarantino meets team sheets in this tribute to FPL obsession and cinematic greatness.

Monologue:
"The path of the righteous FPL manager is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the casuals and the tyranny of price drops.
Blessed is he who, in the name of rivalry and bragging rights, shepherds the weak through the valley of pulp fixtures,
for he is truly his mini-league's keeper, and the finder of differential picks.
And I will strike down upon thee with great captaincy choices and furious transfer hits
those who attempt to poison and destroy my rank.
And you will know my name is the gaffer when I lay my captain’s armband upon thee!"

Product Details:

• Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish
• Sizes: 11 oz & 15 oz
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• C-shaped easy-grip handle
• Lead and BPA-free